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Reading books on little mobile devices has never been very pleasant. I first started reading ebooks ten years ago, on the black and green screen of my PalmPilot. I packed it with Shakespeare to avoid bringing a bag full of books to class. Later in university, I would do the same to get around bringing a suitcase of books back and forth every summer. I used my computer then, and much better looking PDF files.
On every new phone I've bought in the last ten years, I would try and find ways to read books on it, but in that era, it was like hoping your phone could tell you where you were on a map and how to get someplace else. Up until my last Nokia phone, which DID have GPS, the dream of comfortably reading books was still a distant one. Apps were clunky and coded in Java, could only access ugly system fonts, and were no better than opening up a text file in notepad. Proper formatting was secondary to getting words on a screen.
Despite these limitations, I maintained a fondness for the idea of mobile reading and ebooks. Many people I know tell me they can't read off a screen. I think that has less to do with the idea of reading off a screen and more to do with the poor software that's traditionally been available. Microsoft Reader on Windows, which I used to play with, was actually one of the best desktop solutions with its ClearType rendering technology. Of course, telling your mom she should sit in front of a computer to read her bedside novel isn't going to win any converts. Handhelds are the key, but phone software just wasn't up to it.
There are many advantages to reading an ebook on a modern mobile device. For one, you don't need to have adequate ambient lighting. You can pretty much curl up on a couch in the dark. This doesn't apply to e-paper devices like the Amazon Kindles, of course. You can carry hundreds in no more than the volume of a single paperback. If it's a phone that's already in your pocket, you can read in short bursts, anywhere. The main tradeoff used to be that the text would be ugly, which can really make a difference to the whole experience.
Of course, I'm here to tell you that's no longer the case.
The iPhone, with its App Store full of quality 3rd-party software applications, has far more book reading solutions than any other phone had in the past. A company called Mobipocket used to dominate the mobile book reading software space on regular old phones and PDAs; but they were bought by Amazon which has its own Kindle software for iPhones now. One wonders what their plans for Stanza are.
I've tried just about all I could get my hands on. Most of them are not very good. Some stick to the old word processor paradigm and print text downwards on a scrolling page. I don't think that's the way to go. The best ones try to replicate the paper book experience, which is of course, the current best way to read.
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Above: Stanza, by Lexcycle (now acquired by Amazon) [lexcycle.com] - Free
Stanza came first, and it was free. I won't go into the details of everything that Stanza does, but it does a lot. You can buy DRM-ed books and you can download public domain books. You can even upload your own PDF files into it. The text rendering though, was a completely DIY affair. It started up with a vanilla black on white scheme, and if you wanted the words bigger/smaller, the line spacing and margins changed, or whatever, you would have to tweak it on your own. It didn't come with presets to approximate professional results. In fact, the earliest versions of Stanza used justified text as a default preset. It looked awful. The latest versions have a feature where you can enable hyphenation, which tells the program it's okay to break some long words up to avoid sentences looking like morse code. What you see above are my own presets, the result of much trial and error.Above: Classics, by Andrew Kaz & Phill Ryu [classicsapp.com] - $0.99
Classics arrived on the scene a little later with a completely different approach. The selection of books was hardcoded into the app. You couldn't add or take away anything. It was a small library of carefully curated choices, and the fact that each page was professionally typeset to look good was alluded to in marketing materials. Oh, and it had a flashy page turning animation. Subsequent updates to the app added new books, but that hasn't happened in awhile. It debuted at the price of $2.99, which its developers claimed was a special introductory price. I suppose that meant it was especially high for early suckers, because you can get it now for just 99c. The much-lauded professional typesetting was a real disappointment for me. Text was larger than it needed to be, everything was poorly justified (huge rivers), and the text color wasn't quite bold enough. Still, I loved the sound and look of the turning pages. Because every page was pre-rendered and fixed, none of these aspects could be changed by the reader.
I alternated between Stanza and Classics for awhile. I changed the settings in Stanza to keep my text left justified until the option to hyphenate appeared. I could never get the page color I wanted. The yellow you see above looks a lot darker on my iPhone's screen, which works well enough.
Above: Eucalyptus, by James Montgomerie [eucalyptusapp.com] - $9.99
Eucalyptus blows them both out of the water, but there's always a catch. It only accesses public domain books on Project Gutenberg, which Stanza can do in addition to opening other files. There are about 20,000+ texts accessible through the PG library.
That's it. That's the only negative apart from the price. I don't consider not having the ability to turn your page color a sickly red and your text color Christmas-green to be a drawback. I love it when somebody who obviously knows his business, a professional of some sort, calibrates something so I don't have to. If you're the type who tries to fix his own air-conditioning or calibrate his own plasma TV, then perhaps you will enjoy whipping Stanza into shape. I didn't.
Even an illiterate can see that Eucalyptus has nailed the look of a book on a small screen. It even has a much better page flipping animation than Classics, and does it in real-time 3D. You can manipulate the softly flowing paper of a page in mid-air the same way you might a real page. You can't do that in Classics. To maintain control over its presentation, Classics seems to store every page as some sort of image file (it's nearly 50MB in size with about 15 books in it). Eucalyptus renders plain text with its own proprietary algorithms to make those beautiful pages on the fly. Because of that, you can change the text size, but not the typeface (it looks like Times to me turns out it's the open-sourced Linux Libertine).
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I want you to indulge me and do a little experiment. Scroll back up and read the first paragraph, slowly, in each of the screenshots. Then come back here.
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If you're like me, you would have noticed the big gaps between words in Stanza, and the need for hyphenation, which slowed down your reading/comprehension speed a little. The overall feeling you got after reading it like that was probably something along the lines of "meh". Classics, on the other hand, somehow encourages reading faster, and skimming. I think it's the larger type, which also serves to soften the gaps... but you'll see gaps aplenty on other pages in Classics. The rhythm of the sentence is wrecked. It goes from a slow, three-part opening line that sets the tone for the book to come into something rushed, and not fully digested. When you read it in Eucalyptus, it should be something of a revelation.
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With regards to Stanza: I don't like having too many choices, because they encourage me to fiddle instead of just read. And if it's not done quite right, like in Classics, I just groan and try to make do. I've read quite a few of the books in Classics. But when ebook reading is done really, really well, like in Eucalyptus, then I can see a bridge clearly stretching from those days spent squinting on a dim, muddy screen in English class, all the way to the present, and it makes me really glad that now other people might finally have reason to get into this.

Hopefully this rainy Sunday we're having is a sign that the heatwave is over. 32ÂșC indoors has not been conducive to anything.






This past weekend saw my girlfriend and I buying a couch for my bedroom – I've wanted a comfortable reading and napping platform in there for ages, but always thought an armchair would be enough – and looking silly in the IKEA parking lot trying to get the flat-packed-for-our-convenience boxes into the back of her car. Assembly only took an hour, and it has to be said that Lady Gaga's album "The Fame" is ideal for such brainless activity, if nothing else. Certainly it can be good for nothing else.
Apart from looking very out of place, this couch (I hereby name it Karl Lagerfeld) has changed the two-point dynamic of my bedroom space. Before, I was either in bed or sitting at the computer. This meant that I'd be online most of the day, either working or wasting time on the internet. Often, there was nothing to separate the two.
But now, a third place for my ass exists, and that has changed everything. No longer confined to this desk, strapped down by continuous IM messages and the climbing number of Unread Items in my feedreader, I'm finding it possible to finally sprawl out and read a good book or watch a DVD. Nobody enjoys a film from a computer chair.
It was all good going already, and then last night I rediscovered Boxee.
An earlier alpha version, tried out during the pre-Karl days, didn't really appeal to me. For those who don't know, Boxee is "media center" software that gives you a big, simplified interface for accessing your media from across the room with a remote control. Very much like Apple's built-in Front Row, or the one that comes with some versions of Windows. So when I was seated right in front of the computer, there was no need for it. From the couch though, it's incredible.
With just the simple old 6-button Apple Remote that comes with almost every Mac, Boxee not only gives me access to locally stored video files (if you rip your own DVDs [or even download films] or TV shows, it downloads cover art and synopses from the internet to accompany them, very slick), it also plays content from providers like Joost and Hulu (US-only), as well as video podcasts like BoingBoing.TV and Rocketboom.
Another alternative is Plex (Mac OSX only), which I'm about to try out today. Both programs sprang from the open-source Xbox Media Center (XBMC) project.
It's got me thinking that one day, I won't even want a traditional desktop in my home. A large, wall-mounted high-definition TV with a wireless keyboard/mouse on the couch can simplify things to just a single location: workspace, reading area, and bed. Kinda like this guy.

I was having lunch at a hawker centre and heard some (pretty awful, I'm sorry to say) Chinese singing, but couldn't figure out where it was coming from. A little while later, this guy comes from around the corner pushing a karaoke machine on a trolley and singing into a microphone. The fact that he was a midget just made the whole thing more surreal.
He was also rocking a single rolled-up pant leg, which disappointed me greatly because real gangstas don't sing Chinese love songs.
*I don't know if midget is an acceptable word, although it's the one I was brought up with. Someone suggested dwarf, which to me sounds even more derogatory.

Sign in photo reads: This Way to "Bus Stop"
Sorry I didn't get a photo of the bus stop in question, but it was a really awesome "massage parlor".
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In the 2008 Singapore-produced documentary, Mad About English, well-meaning residents of Beijing are shown preparing for the arrival of Olympic Games tourists by learning English phrases, often unsuccessfully, which is where most of the somewhat mean-spirited comedy comes from. Seen uncynically, the film has its merits, but it is hard to shake the idea that its producers believed the earnest efforts of the Chinese would ever amount to more than very awkward (mis)communication. I could be wrong, basing this on a single viewing, but the repeated images of fervency followed by failure, as well as the film's title itself, sets off some alarms. The film features no voice-over narration, which is a problem in two possible ways.
By explicitly saying nothing (with words) in a documentary format, a director invokes the powerful semiotics of neutrality; it's a dumbshow of backing off with upheld hands and sealed lips. But, of course, film is not a medium that depends on words for meaning, although we are conditioned by the bulk of documentary features to think that because narration is either truthful or biased, a filmmaker/agenda is powerless without it. Sometimes, the absence of narration can be a red herring. Defenses down, some viewers will inevitably take selective and non-linear editing at face value.
What does that leave those listening to Mad About English with? English mangled by foreign accents, accompanied without exception by subtitles. The screening I attended was regretfully punctuated by enthusiastic laughter whenever someone pronounced badly. You'd never see that kind of behavior outside a language classroom, but in a theatre, oh why not? They didn't need to pay a man with a gravelly voice to ridicule the Chinese students, because you'd notice that, of course. They let them do it to themselves, is the next point.
The second implication of a film like this having no commentary, where commentary is especially needed to contextualize and humanize the trials of a culture struggling under the burdens of learning a foreign language, as a matter of upholding national pride, is that it does not speak for those who cannot speak for themselves. One shouldn't expect common people to eloquently hold forth on the significance of several million people simultaneously taking an interest in English. Or to effectively defend their efforts and point out how they may yet make a difference to visitors' experiences or perceptions of China, however small.
The movie suffers for this, mostly depending on one character near the end (Li Yang aka Crazy English Teacher) to provide analysis. Policies of non-interference are all well and good when a lion kills a zebra on camera, but expecting cab drivers to acquit themselves with grace after a few weak lessons is kinda cruel, and a little too American Idol: Auditions for my tastes. Instead of reading this choice as the filmmakers not having anything to say, it can be argued that they're choosing to stay silent – an important distinction.
I've just read that the film was marketed as a "docu-comedy". I guess that's that.
But every time I walk down Orchard Road and see a badly written sign or advertisement, I think the joke's on us now. There are just too many examples of English gone wrong in Singapore, and I face them with a combination of anger and embarrassment. No longer apathy. It shouldn't be tolerated, and maybe something can be done about it. There's a gwailoh (foreigner) character in the aforementioned docu-comedy who walks around Beijing in a black trenchcoat, correcting instances of bad English wherever he finds them, talking to store owners and giving them advice. A grammar nazi turned vigilante.
I had an idea that we could use something like that here, maybe in the form of a non-profit organization that offers proofing services to anyone producing something for public display, from simple signage to one-sheet flyers. I'm talking about making it easy for anyone to get quick, professional advice (as easy as sending an email?) on whether or not the copy they're about to print is ready for public display.
Considering that we've got Integrated Resorts, the F1 night race franchise, and other tourism-heavy initiatives in the pipeline, the net effect of having "clean streets" can be huge for Singapore. Likewise, you can't expect the standard of English use amongst children to improve when they're surrounded by poor examples. These services would have to free, of course, so we're talking either volunteer work, sponsorship, or government funding.
This is something I'm going to think about more over the next few weeks and maybe do some plausibility research on. If you think it's a good idea, I'd appreciate you letting me know. Thanks.
The free performances are what I enjoy most, as they have the atmosphere of a real music festival, with people milling about and wandering from one performance to the next. On the first night, I managed to get some Qik video of a Taiwanese hip-hop collaboration between one MC Hot Dog and 3P. And then a couple more of a Malaysian group called Funk Mob, and Mike Stern & The Yellowjackets on Saturday. I also had my Panasonic LX3 handy for some HD video of the latter, and an "all-star jam" that followed their performance.
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HD videos on Flickr –
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Qik videos from iPhone –